Angel and I have been at our workouts for about 3 weeks now and already we're noticing a difference. Angel has dropped some pounds and my clothes are a lot less tight. Never in my life have I WANTED to get to the gym everyday, but Leo and Monique over at Crossfit Evolution have helped me turn it around.
Angel and I will be doing these video blogs once every couple of weeks so make sure to check back.
This first video shows how out of shape we have been...
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Time Catches Up...Madonna's lookin rough!
Thursday 07-31-2008 7:03am ET
I normally don't look at Perez Hilton...but I came across these latest pictures of Madonna.
Hoof...
At first I thought these were fake. But, hey, would Perez Hilton lie?! And this all comes after last week, I actually said she was keeping it together and was looking good. Now it looks like she's playing the title character of 'The Mummy Returns'. Way to go, Madge!
***UPDATE*** Madonna's publicist has jumped in to dissuade you from thinking she is turning into a 'Madame' puppet. "I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad," Liz Rosenberg told People magazine. "I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing -- glowing skin and working really hard on her show. She may look a little thinner than usual, but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal."
I hope the above pictures aren't true...for some reason I've always thought Madonna was hot as hell. I don't want to start fantasizing about this sour faced wooden puppet every time I hear 'Material Girl'.
Now the Madonna/Britney makeout from the VMA's a few years ago, makes me think of Louie Anderson trying to eat a Madame puppet.
OOPS I ATE IT AGAIN!
Just kidding...we love you Louie. Keep pimpin' those ladie's fashion specials from the sunglasses kiosk. HOT.
So Angel and I have been working out with our newest sponsor of the show, Crossfit Evolution. Its been kicking our asses. In a good way of course.
Here is a sampling of the workout that Monique and Leo have been putting us thru...
"How about I just wear a Superman costume..."
Tuesday 02-19-2008 2:55pm ET
Ref: [blows whistle] Orlando calls timeout!
Stan: Hey, Dwight! What’s your problem? You haven’t been rebounding or blocking shots! We’re getting killed out there!
Dwight: …
Stan: Dwight! Are you listening to me?
Dwight: Coach, gimme a break. The dunk contest is coming up and I haven’t even come up with anything yet.
Stan: Are you serious?
Dwight: I know, Coach. I’m sorry…look, I’ll go out there right now and grab 40 this quarter. Camby won’t be able to block me out with his chicken legs.
Stan: You’re really focusing on the dunk competition in the middle of a game?
Dwight: Coach, I know…I’m sorry. People are really expecting a lot from me—
Stan: Because I have a couple of ideas…
Dwight: Look, I’m sorry, I…wait…what?
Stan: Hell yeah, man! I even drew up some diagrams during the first quarter.
Dwight: Coach, I don’t understand what that’s a picture of. Is that a badger?
Stan: What are you talking about? Its all right there! This is where you rip a phone book in half, then you wrestle a bear, then you jump from half court where I toss you a ball made of solid gold and you dunk it through, shattering the backboard, ripping off the rim and follow through by kicking a hole in the space/time continuum, creating a black hole-
Referee: Ok, timeouts over!
Stan: We’ll take another one, I’m not done here!
Referee:Orlando calls timeout!
Dwight: Coach, that looks pretty complicated…how about I just wear a Superman costume and do a crazy high flying—
Stan: A Superman costume?! What are you a 10 year old? No, no, no…Phone book/bear fight/black hole dunk! It’s a no-brainer!
Dwight: Ok, well, I’ll think about it. But, don’t you think you should make some plays instead of dunk strategies?
Stan: That’s it Dwight, you’re on the bench! I don’t need this kind of lip! You want to dress up in a kid’s costume, then fine! J. J., get over here!
JJ: You want me in, Coach? Alright! Finally!
Stan: No, go get me a coffee.
Here’s a little story about Burger
Sunday 01-27-2008 8:05pm ET
This one time, back in high school, he was spending a normal afternoon shaving what little stubble he had. As usual, he was doing this in his favorite Homer Simpson boxers. Well, in busts mom to yell at him about his grades again.
“Why can’t you bring these grades up?” she says.
“Mom, I’m trying! Trigonometry is tough! You should give it a try! I’m busting my hump all day trying to learn this stuff, and I barely have time to do a good shave!” he retorts.
“Well, just try a little harder is all I’m saying.”
“Don’t worry, I’m on it mom. Hey, what’s for dinner?” Burger inquires.
“Meatloaf. I’m making it with red sauce tonight,” says mom.
“Sweet, my favorite,” he says before returning to the mirror. Mom leaves Burger to his shaving so she can prepare him a delicious meatloaf. As he is contemplating what yummy side dish mom may or may not be adding to the evening meal, Burger nicks himself with the razor and drops it on the floor. As he looks down to see where the blade fell, he realizes his dong has been hanging out of his boxers the whole time. A meatloaf indeed!
Angel and I have been at our workouts for about 3 weeks now and already we're noticing a difference. Angel has dropped some pounds and my clothes are a lot less tight. Never in my life have I WANTED to get to the gym everyday, but Leo and Monique over at Crossfit Evolution have helped me turn it around.
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